Fax machines : Oh how I hate thee.

Fax machines and washing machines. The both confuse me. Are both designed to be operated by a female brain, perhaps ?

Reminder to self: to use the fax machine at work successfully, feed the paper face down and upside down. Put the paper in before dialling the number, or it won't work. It'll pretend to go through the motions, but it'll fail. The fax machine's printer will not begin to warm up until the faxing is complete, despite needing to print whether the operation was a success or not.

Washing machine : I haven't quite figured it out yet. Anyway: fabric conditioner is for wimps.